Spike.com's tireless statisticians have somehow achieved the impossible.
They've somehow managed to take all the dumb moments from George Bush's eight years as president and distill them down the an ultimate decagon of his absolute dumbest moments.
God knows how many hours, days or weeks they spent hunched over in the Spike.com laboratories and staining their fingers with chalk as they scrawled equations on the Spike.com blackboard.
But their efforts have been successful and will certainly be heralded throughout all of Chistiandom for their illuminating findings.
Thank you, Spike.com. You have done us all a great service.
Tags: George W. Bush, Spike