Since we all had such a delightful time describing George W. Bush in one word (other than incompetent), I thought I should pass along this message from my bestest Twitter buddy, @KarlRove…
Send a farewell letter to President Bush — Email email@example.com [no attachments] and I'll give him your note
I'll deliver the letters on January 20th — sorry, I can't deliver any letters sent after 6:00 PM ET on January 19th.
If you're in a rush, feel free to use Indecision's convenient George W. Bush Farewell Letter template:
Goodbye, President Bush. You are a [noun], and after eight years in office, I hope you finally get a chance to [transitive verb] yourself.
Remember, email your Uncle Blossom by 6 p.m. Monday, and NO ATTACHMENTS, unless you want to be "detained."
Tags: George W. Bush, Karl Rove, Twitter