Celebrities Pledge Allegiance to the United States of Barack Obama

At first blush, it might seem like it would be difficult to find anything unsavory, weird or creepy (as opposed to simply obnoxious) about a bunch of millionaire celebrities pledging, through trendy editing, to do everything in their power to achieve a bunch of unachievable goals like making the country greener by "only flushing after a deuce" and ending world-wide slavery (how's that coming along anyway, Demi Moore?).

However, a little more than midway through the video, it takes a decidedly more unsavory, weird and creepy turn, when all the millionaire celebrities begin pledging their everlasting support to incoming President Barack Obama (who, apparently, lives inside Anthony Kiedis' biceps)…

MySpace Celebrity and Katalyst present The Presidential Pledge

I pledge to never do anything like this… ever.