* Barack Obama never did make it to this inaugural ball. Despite the higher level of intelligence than you'd find at most political functions.
* Somehow, I don't think he'll be making an appearance at this one either. Despite the higher class of people than you'd find at most political functions.
* Barack Obama to be sworn in alongside 500 body doubles… Just in case.
* The Palin family don't take kindly to white trash, ya know?
* Cindy McCain fields tough questions in her hardest interview to date.
* It's so hard to say goodbye to yesterday. Again.
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