• Former President George W. Bush Has Left the City

    Private citizens George and Laura Bush just — after waving goodbye — got into the Executive One helicopter and took off for Crawford, Texas where he has many, many fields of brush to destroy.

    They lifted off safely to loud applause — at least here in the Indecision offices — and slowly disappeared into history. Which, is a good thing.

    I can't help but admit a fleeting hope that we'd witness some sort of Donnie Darko ending in which an engine would fall off the aircraft into a wormhole, only to land on the Governor of Texas nine years ago while he was sleeping in his bed on the eve of announcing he would be running for president.


    Tags: George W. Bush, Inauguration, Laura Bush


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