• Former President George W. Bush Has Left the City


    Private citizens George and Laura Bush just — after waving goodbye — got into the Executive One helicopter and took off for Crawford, Texas where he has many, many fields of brush to destroy.

    They lifted off safely to loud applause — at least here in the Indecision offices — and slowly disappeared into history. Which, is a good thing.

    I can't help but admit a fleeting hope that we'd witness some sort of Donnie Darko ending in which an engine would fall off the aircraft into a wormhole, only to land on the Governor of Texas nine years ago while he was sleeping in his bed on the eve of announcing he would be running for president.

    Alas.


    Tags: George W. Bush, Inauguration, Laura Bush

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