• Barack Obama Slams House Dems by Saying Absolutely Nothing

    Be prepared, because what I'm about to tell you is going to completely explode your brain into a billion exploded pieces.

    While discussing the stimulus package with President Obama, Republican legislators said something mean about the Democrats. And then Obama didn't acknowledge the slight, as though it didn't deserve to be acknowledged.

    Which essentially is exactly the same thing as spitting on his middle finger and then ramming it into the Democratic congresspeople's faces. Except much worse…

    The room burst into applause at the mention of congressional Democrats' alleged lack of bipartisan outreach. Obama did not come to their defense – a silence that many took to mean he acknowledged that lack of comity.

    Really, that's the only way that you can interpret silence.

    "I think the House Democrats have failed at bipartisanship, and I think he acknowledged that by what he didn't say as opposed to what he did," said Rep. Spencer Bachus (R-Ala.).

    "He didn't say anything, but we got the message," said Rep. John Mica (R-Fla.).

    Bachus and Mica are absolutely right. Obama didn't not say the opposite of those things that they think he implied by not implying their antitheses. So, really, the only way we can interpret this is to assume that Obama is totally on the Republican's side now. Yep.

    Especially considering all the other damning things about House Democrats that he also didn't say. I can't even not write some of those non-things in this blog, if you know what I mean.

    I wonder if he doesn't not kiss wife Michelle without that mouth of not his.

    Tags: Barack Obama, Economy, House of Representatives, John Mica, Spencer Bachus, Stimulus


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