Groundhog Predicts More Job Loss in Months Ahead

Happy Groundhog's Day everyone. Punxsutawney Phil saw his shadow this morning, so you know what that means: six more months of steady, crippling economic decline…

President Barack Obama said the U.S. economy is "in for a tough several months" before a recovery takes hold.

"It's going to take a number of months before we stop falling and then a little bit longer for us to get back on track," Obama said today in an interview with NBC.

If you guys can all just hold off on eating anything or living anywhere until mid-2010 at the latest, I think we'll all be just fine.