Listen to Newt Gingrich – He Knows Everything There Is to Know About Not Being Bipartisan

You know how medical professionals are always going on and on about how, to stay healthy, you need to get your heart rate up at least once a day, and that you should get more exercise, by, like, punching things or throwing things or setting things on fire or something? (Am I misreading that pamphlet, maybe?)

Anyway, in the spirit of national health, I present to you this motivational quote from Newt Gingrich, from a Salon article entitled: "Gingrich: Obama needs to be more bipartisan"…

Well if it's that grave, and that immediate, why isn't he calling bipartisan leadership meetings in the White House to work out the details instead of making partisan speeches in front of a partisan audience attacking the people whose votes he's going to need?

Funny. My heart rate's up and my knuckles are bleeding, but I don't feel any healthier.

I feel more, um, what's it's called… murderous.

Tags: Barack Obama, Economy, House of Representatives, Newt Gingrich, Senate, Stimulus