• You Gotta Fight for Your Right-Wing Party: Susan Collins Cuts School from Stimulus

    A bipartisan group of Senators now claims to have sliced $100 billion from the stimulus package, which means maybe — just maybe — a few Republicans will change their minds, agree to pass this thing, and let everyone go home before midnight tonight.

    But the GOP's still angrier'n a wet cat…

    Sen. Claire McCaskill, a Missouri Democrat who is also part of the bipartisan group, said Republican resistance continued to center on the cost and the precedent of Obama's stimulus plan.

    Some Republicans are against the notion of having the federal government take on responsibilities that historically have been handled by the states, she said.

    Yeah! States' rights! Unless too many states start letting the gayfolk get married.

    Sen. Susan Collins, a Maine Republican and the other bipartisan team leader, circulated a roster proposing $88 billion worth of net cuts from the measure. She proposed eliminating money in the bill for K-12 education while boosting funding for Pentagon operations, facilities and procurement by $13 billion.

    Of course she did, because as we explained earlier, "spending" and "pork" are synonyms, unless you introduce the magic qualifier "Pentagon."

    Kudos to Senator Collins for her quick thinking! If all goes well, this stimulus package will help set the stage for a bold and robust new American economy, one in which illiterate defense employees who can't do basic math have access to a gazillion rocket launchers.

    Tags: Claire McCaskill, Economy, Education, Pentagon, Senate, Stimulus, Susan Collins


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