The GOP might have exactly zero black members of Congress and about a negative 12 percent approval rating amongst black Americans, but newly elected token GOP chair Michael Steele wants you to know that those facts don't mean that the Republicans are at least five times more hep, def, jive, dope, fresh, funky, fly and crunk (not to mention at least four times more da bomb) than Democrats, a'ight?!
Newly elected Republican National Committee Chairman Michael S. Steele plans an "off the hook" public relations offensive to attract younger voters, especially blacks and Hispanics, by applying the party's principles to “urban-suburban hip-hop settings"…
Yeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, booooooooooooooooooooyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Michael Steeeeeeeeeeeeeellle!
M-I-C-H-A-E-L Steel! M-I-C-H-A-E-L Steel! Hey, you, get off his cloud. You don't know him and you don't know his style.
And his style mos def ain't no "cutting edge"…
"I don't do 'cutting-edge,' " he said. "That's what Democrats are doing. We're going beyond cutting-edge."
Yeah, they going beyond that shit. Whatever that whack-ass shit means.
You know what's the best part of all this is? It should silence all of Michael Steele's detractors and prove once and for all that a black Republican can be just as racist against blacks as any white Republican.
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