• Sen. Jim Bunning Sees Dead Supreme Court Justices

    Kentucky's junior senator took the time this past weekend to drive an obsidian dagger into a live goat so that he might pull forth the sacrificial beast's steaming entrails and prognosticate the future of the U.S. Supreme Court

    U.S. Sen. Jim Bunning predicted over the weekend that U.S. Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg would likely be dead from pancreatic cancer within nine months.

    Senator, please tell us, though. Will Justice Ginsburg at least be killed by the good kind of cancer that you get better from?

    "Bad cancer. The kind that you don't get better from," he told a crowd of about 100 at the old State Theater.

    The holy man then went on to predict that Barack Obama's stimulus package would drive the nation further into debt before asking his stunned congregation for some tithings…

    "I'm not only asking for your support, but if you have a $25 check somewhere, or whatever, you can send it, I'll cash it," he told the group.

    He then finished up his rites by placing a hex…

    on National Republican Senatorial Committee chairman John Cornyn of Texas… for not using Senatorial committee funds to help him and conservative Sens. Jim DeMint of South Carolina, Tom Coburn of Oklahoma and David Vitter of Louisiana."

    Tags: David Vitter, Jim Bunning, Jim DeMint, John Cornyn, Kentucky, Ruth Bader Ginsburg, Senate, Supreme Court, Tom Coburn


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