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Sen. Dick Durbin Has Some Advice for Sen. Roland Burris

I wonder what Illinois' senior senator Dick Durbin thinks his state's new junior senator Roland Burris should do now that it's looking like he may not be a totally innocent party in the whole Blagojevich affair…"I told him that under the circumstances I would consider resigning," Sen. Dick Durbin, Illinois' senior senator and the Senate's No. 2 Democrat said after a nearly hour-long meeting with Burris.
Oh, really? Well, I suppose that means Burris will be leaving the Senate now. I bet he's packing up his stuff right now as you read this…
"He's told me clearly that he will not resign."
Or not. Yeah, I guess not. That kinda makes more sense.
Tags: Dick Durbin, Illinois, Rod Blagojevich, Roland Burris, Senate
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