• Poor Meghan McCain Just Can't Get a Date

    Meghan McCain doesn't want you to like her for her powerful father or remarkably-human-seeming mother.

    She wants you to like her for her generic good looks and mediocre personality

    "I fear the election has destroyed my ability and desire to date," McCain, 24, wrote in a lighthearted blog essay Monday on the Daily Beast. "Nothing kills my libido quite like discussing politics."

    She loses interest "when I find my father's face staring back at me on a potential date's Facebook page," she explained. "I don't want to see my father's picture near any picture of a guy I am attracted to, especially if we haven't even had dinner yet."

    The election inevitably comes up in dating conversation, she wrote. If a guy starts talking about Obama, her mind wanders. Her father's fans are just as annoying because "I don't want to date someone who idealizes my dad."

    So, let's look at the potential suitors…

    She is turned off by people who voted for President Obama. She also gets the willies from obsessive supporters of her dad.

    I guess that leaves people who disliked her dad but were either too racist or blindly-partisan to vote for the black liberal.

    Unfortunately, I think Sean Hannity's already married.

    Tags: Cindy McCain, John McCain, Meghan McCain


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