Jon Stewart Thinks Barack Obama Needs to Wear a Stock Ticker VISOR

Barack Obama is currently tooling around Washington D.C., indecently exposing his 70 percent approval rating to any unlucky congressman who so much as thinks about amending his appropriations bill wrong.

Foolish mortal. Any CNBC reporter worth his tie knows Obama's illusion of invincibility is about to be shattered. After all, the all-seeing Dow Jones Industrial Average, divine, scaled, price-weighted average of the trading price of 30 arbitrary companies, has rendered a profoundly different judgment on the first 100 days of Obama's presidency:

What question would you like to ask the all-knowing Dow?