• Dow Takes Short Break from Apocalyptic Collapse

    Hey, hold off on trying to tie that knot in the noose you've been working on all morning. For at least the next few minutes. There's actually some not horrible news coming out of Wall Street…

    Led by financial stocks, the market made its first big move upward in weeks Tuesday after Citigroup Inc. said it had operated at a profit during the first two months of the year. All the major indexes soared more than 4.5 percent, and the Dow Jones industrials shot up more than 300 points.

    I'd give it another fifteen minutes and then you can get back to the noose.


    Tags: Citigroup, Economy

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