• David Vitter's Attempt to Repeat Magic of '07 Sex Scandal Falls Short

    This newly-released scandal from David Vitter just seems like such a hollow and lifeless follow-up to his sex scandal from 2007.

    Come on, an airport tantrum? Is this the best he could come up with?

    According to an HOH tipster who witnessed the scene, the Louisiana Republican arrived Thursday evening at his United Airlines gate 20 minutes before the plane was scheduled to depart, only to find the gate had already been closed. Undeterred, Vitter opened the door, setting off a security alarm and prompting an airline worker to warn him that entering the gate was forbidden.

    Vitter, our spy said, gave the airline worker an earful, employing the timeworn “do-you-know-who-I-am” tirade that apparently grew quite heated.

    That led to some back and forth, and the worker announced to the irritable Vitter that he was going to summon security.

    Vitter, according to the witness, remained defiant, yelling that the employee could call the police if he wanted to and their supervisors, who, presumably, might be more impressed with his Senator’s pin.

    But after talking a huffy big game, Vitter apparently thought better of pushing the confrontation any further. When the gate attendant left to find a security guard, Vitter turned tail and simply fled the scene.

    It's sad when you see the great ones start to lose their edge, isn't it?


    Tags: David Vitter, Louisiana, Senate

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