• Pentagon Will Keep Us Safe with Giant Dirigible

    Here's how nearly a half-billion dollars of our Defense budget will be spent

    The Pentagon said Thursday that it intends to spend $400 million to develop a giant dirigible that will float 65,000 feet above the Earth for 10 years, providing unblinking and intricate radar surveillance of the vehicles, planes and even people below.

    "It is absolutely revolutionary," Werner J.A. Dahm, chief scientist for the Air Force, said of the proposed unmanned airship — describing it as a cross between a satellite and a spy plane.

    Golly gee whiz! This magnificent marvel of modernity is sure to keep those pesky Bolshviks and their atomic X-Ray bombs at bay.

    Huzzah for technology!

    Tags: Science & Technology


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