• Barack Obama's Appearance on The Tonight Show Was Totally a Triarchic Disorder Characterized by Subaverage Cognitive Functioning

    Last night, President Obama brushed aside criticisms that appearing on a late night talk show would diminish the position of the presidency and held his head high as he walked onto the stage of The Tonight Show to discuss — face to face, with Jay Leno and the rest of America — how much he hates retards

    [T]he president told host Jay Leno he'd been practicing at the White House's bowling alley but wasn't happy with his score of 129. Then he remarked: "It was like the Special Olympics or something."

    The audience laughed, but the White House quickly recognized the blunder. The Special Olympics is a non-profit organization dedicated to individuals with mental and physical disabilities.

    Of course, Barack Obama is an honorable man. So, once he realized that some people might not share his pleasure in making fun of people with mental disabilities, he picked up the phone on Air Force One and called Tim Shriver — the chairman of the Special Olympics — to apologize for making such a gay ass joke.

    And there were actually people who thought going on The Tonight Show would be a bad idea.

    Tags: Barack Obama, Jay Leno, NBC, Tonight Show


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