Barack Obama's Very Special Nowruz Message to the People of Iran

Nowruz, despite what you may be thinking, is not an Islamic holiday. So, Obama wishing a Happy Nowruz to Iranians is not tantamount to him admitting he's a secret Muslim jihadist who's willing to kill every and all Christians to satiate the blood thirst of the one god Allah.

It's a Zoroastrian holiday. So, its tantamount to him admitting he's a secret Zoroastrian jihadist who's willing to kill every and all Christians to satiate the blood thirst of the one god Ahura Mazda.

Get your facts right!