Joe the Plumber Is Horny, Still Around for Some Reason

Hey, Conservative America! Joe the Plumber wants to cram his snake down your clogged drain. Or at least that's what I gather from his speech at the Media Research Center's annual "DisHonors Awards" ceremony…

"God, all this love and everything in the room — I'm horny," declared Joe, whose real name is Samuel Wurzelbacher.

Buzz immediately commenced. "Did Joe the Plumber really just say he's horny?" "Did you hear Joe say 'horny'?" "Why is he horny and why is he telling us?"

Those questions are okay, but I have some better ones. Like, "Why do we care what this person has to say?" "Is he not allowed to show up to these things without being dressed in costume?" "Is this really how far down the conservative movement has fallen?"