The Republicans' Awesome Plan for Economic Awesomeness

Hey, have you seen the new Republican budget plan that will get us out of the recession and make us all rich millionaires with loads of money?

Oh, don't worry, you won't have to read anything. It's all laid out here easy-peasy in this easily-understandable chart…

Well, you really can't argue with that. The logic is flawless. I can't see how this could possibly fail.

You know what, though? I feel like I've seen a chart very similar to this before. Where did I see that?

Oh, that's right…

It's looks a whole lot like the last leg of an old D&D campaign I wrote back in college. I think it was called "The Adventure of the Dark Forest of Perilous Death"…

If I remember correctly, none of my friends characters ever did manage to solve that Gelatinous Cube's riddle. It's a shame, 'cause I'd written this really cool song for the Gold Dragon to sing to them before he ate them.

How did John Boehner end up with this? I knew I shouldn't have made mimeographs.