U.S. Post to Release Simpsons Stamps

Here's a question for you: If the U.S. government were about to release a collection of stamps with pictures of iconic cartoon characters on them, and you wanted to get that information across as douchily and lazily as humanly possible, how would you do it?

Well, if you were a hackish reporter for the AP, you might open your news story with this paragraph…

Don’t have a cow, man! The Simpsons will appear on postage stamps.

Or, if you were a hackish political blogger, you'd  just smugly quote the AP's shitty opening paragraph and call it day.

Hasta la vista, doc!