Great News: The Recession Is Over, So Are Nukes, and Secret Messages!

The Recession Is Over!  Bald-headed financial oracle Jim Cramer is totally right 110% of the time, which is why when he says the recession is over, it's great news!  [businessandmedia.org]

Nuclear Weapon Free World! President Obama is going to cancel nuclear Armageddon! Amazing! Now Europe has to love us, they just have to!  [yahoo.com]

It's Not Unemployment, It's FUNemployment! There's a bright side to being laid off, and these recent hobos can admit that there's a bright side! Like more time to oneself! Alot more time! [themorningnews.org]

Man Finds Super Old Message In A Bottle! It's like a Sting song come to life! A Spokane, Washington man took a stroll and discovered a message in a bottle from 1913! Oh, what could be inscribed on the 96-year old message?  [kings5.com]

Tags: Barack Obama, Great News/Bad News, Jim Cramer, Recession, Unemployment