Not content to be America's first black president, first socialist president, first Muslim president and first long-legged pimp president, Barack Obama is now attempting to be America's first Jewish president.
(Dude, you already won Florida. You don't have to work this hard.)
President Obama is hosting a Passover seder at the White House on Thursday for friends and family, the second day of the eight-day Jewish holiday commemorating the end of the Jews' enslavement in Egypt.
A White House official told FOX News that Obama participated in a Passover seder with staff and a few friends last year while on the campaign trail in Pennsylvania, and enjoyed it so much he played off the traditional refrain at the end of the seder, yelling out "Next Year in the White House."
Remember: The nation-wide recession doesn't end until someone finds the afikomen!
That matzah's hidden really, really well though. This could take a couple years.
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