The Gay Storm Is Gay Coming to Get You Gay

Make sure your fists are safely locked away before you watch this video from the National Organization for Marriage — which appears to be some sort of national organization against marriage — because you will want to place them rapidly inside your computer monitor before the end…

Okay, first of all, when the pretty lady says, "My freedom will be taken away," fuck you!

Second of all, you might have been too busy puking all over everything in your house, but did you happen to notice the disclaimer about 17 seconds in that says, "The stories these actors are telling are based on real incidents"? Well, that almost certainly means that the stories these actors are telling are not based on anything resembling real incidents, but are the real paranoid concerns of real religious bigots.

Finally, "a rainbow coalition of people of every creed and color are coming together in love to protect marriage"… There is almost nothing in that sentence that's not constructed out of irony.

(By the way, you can see a bunch of awful actors giving their awful auditions for this awful commercial on Videogum.)

Tags: Iowa, LGBT, Marriage Equality, Religion, Vermont