Roger Ebert Gives Bill O'Reilly Two Thumbs Up (His Orifice)

I enjoy reading Roger Ebert's writing about 90 percent of the time, and I enjoy hating on Bill O'Reilly about 175 percent of the time.

If you do the math there, you'll see that this post from Ebert's blog is eleventy bazillion percent awesome.

(Unless I maybe neglected to carry the douche.)