Great News:Hero Returns Cash, Beer Is Good and How To Be Happy!

See A Movie, Save The Earth! Now you can go see Fast & Furious, a movie about dinosaur g0-juice powered Mother Nature wreckers in a drive-in powered by clean, green, wonderful wind! [cleantechnica.com]

Beer: The Safe Investment! Do you know how much money beer adds to one state's economy? Why, beer should be a currency, it's so valuable! And delicious! [theadvocate.com]

The Anti-Bernie Madoff! These days, it seems there are only two types of people: those with very little money, and those who take that very little of money to add to their very big pile of money. This woman, however, gave money back. Alot of money! [boston.com]

Here Is A List That Will Make You Happy! OMG, love lists! They organize seemingly complicated ideas into an easily digestible format! Take this list: it reveals the secret formula to happiness during the Hobopocalypse! [msnbc.com]

Tags: Alcohol, Bernie Madoff, Great News/Bad News, Recession