Proof That President Obama Really Does Care

An actual email from the White House…

—–Original Message—–
From: noreply-whpc@whitehouse.gov
Sent: Tue, 7 Apr 2009
Subject: Thank you for your message

April 7, 2009

[Redacted]
Louisville, Kentucky

Dear [Redacted]:
Dummy letter for Views Card.
Please replace this empty letter with an authorized form letter.

Sincerely,
Barack Obama

Place jerked-off, juvenile, overtly-liberal, Obama-apologist wise crack here. Follow with fart joke here.

Seamlessly work in plug for Krod Mandoon and the Flaming Sword of Fire here.