The Great News: The Recession Is Over, Bulletproof Bras and Jackpot!

 

Time To Start A Hedge Fund, The Good Times Are Back! How can the testosterone-jacked beancounters at CNBC ever be wrong about anything? Because one of their talking heads said the worst might be over… so you can stop buying shotgun shells. [cnbc.com]

Pilot Dead, But Plane Lands Safely! That the pilot died aloft is total bad news, our condolences all around. But that the peeps on the plane were able to land it safely is great news! So maybe it's melancholy news! [newstimes.com]

Woman's Life Saved By Bra! Quick quiz: Robbers shot her, but she was saved by her bra, which was stuffed with A) iron ingots, B) Kevlar Kleenex, or C) money! Take a guess, then clicky-clicky. [telegraph.co.uk]

Hey Nevada, Drinks Are On Her! Don't believe the Scrooge McDucks over at CNBC? If the recession has got you down, why not try to sweet talk this lucky lady, who won a whopping $33 million dollars at a casino! [krnv.com]

Tags: Great News/Bad News, Las Vegas, Money, Recession