• Rush Limbaugh's Obviously Geniune Tears for the Heartlessly-Murdered Somali Pirates

    And Rush Limbaugh's heart grew three sizes that day

    You know what we have learned about the Somali pirates, the merchant marine organizers that were wiped out at the order of Barack Obama, you know what we learned about them?  They were teenagers. The Somali pirates, the merchant marine organizers who took a US merchant captain hostage for five days were inexperienced youths, the defense secretary, Roberts Gates, said yesterday, adding that the hijackers were between 17 and 19 years old

    They were kids. The story is out, I don't know if it's true or not, but apparently the hijackers, these kids, the merchant marine organizers, Muslim kids, were upset, they wanted to just give the captain back and head home because they were running out of food, they were running out of fuel, they were surrounded by all these US Navy ships, big ships, and they just wanted out of there. That's the story, but then when one of them put a gun to the back of the captain, Mr. Phillips, then bam, bam, bam. There you have it, and three teenagers shot on the high seas at the order of President Obama.

    Are even Limbaugh's most super-est fans sufficiently-brainwashed and willfully-naive enough to fail to see that this is anything but abject desperation?

    I'm pretty sure that even Rush Limbaugh is satirizing Rush Limbaugh now.


    Tags: Barack Obama, Pirates, Rush Limbaugh, Somalia

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