Joe the Plumber Brand Democracy: Now Under a Dollar!

Joe the Plumber is obviously so opposed to socialism that he even wants voting against paying taxes to cost money…

This is too good to be true! No taxes, and all I have to do is call and vote?

Hey, wait, how much does your democracy cost?

Due to the nature of our campaign we need to make sure every vote counts and do everything possible to make sure that the votes cannot be refuted in any way. Unfortunately, if a vote is made and payment is not collected it becomes difficult to authenticate the vote.

There is a possibility that some people may like to vote several times, charging the 99¢ will deter this from happening, therefore we follow all the necessary requirements to make sure that every vote counts and is fair and balanced.

Oh, well just so long as it's "fair and balanced."