The Bad News: Deflation, Torture and Cannibal Brothers

Dinner Special: Older Brother! Two brothers murdered a third, and slowly ate their sibling over the course of six months in order to dispose of the evidence. Don't write it. Don't. Too depressing a story. Don't. (Finger sandwiches.) There, feel better? Shut up. [cbc.ca]

Thrown in a Box With Creepy Crawlers! The Obama Administration has released CIA memos detailing some of their interrogation tactics, including throwing suspects into insect-filled coffins, which, in fairness, is nicer than rubber hoses and testicle shocks. [latimes.com]

Everything Is Worthless! US prices fell for the first time since way back in 1955, when computers were the size of baseball fields. This price plunge is called "Deflation" by economists, which is the fancy way of saying "You're on sale." [timesonline.co.uk]

Man Exits Plane at 23,000 Feet! An upset man panicked on a turboprop jet in Canada, forced the door open, and fell to his death. What he was distressed over is a mystery. Airplane food jokes are inappropriate, but that's what you're thinking. [austriantimes.at]