Wet-behind-the-ears SCUTUS justices Johnny Roberts, 54, and Li'l Sammy Alito have supposedly been catching hell from their older, more experiences co-justices…
"One time—one time—I asked what World-Wide Volkswagen v. Woodson was, and Stevens goes off on this tear about me still being in diapers when Earl Warren was inventing Miranda rights," Alito said of the 88-year-old justice appointed by President Gerald Ford.
"God, sorry I didn't get my law degree before World War I, geez."
Ah, these young punks coming into the Supreme Court these days. What do they know from interpreting controversial matters of Constitutional Law?
Tags: John Paul Stevens, Samuel Alito, Supreme Court, The Onion