The Bad News: Federal Peeping Toms, Cruel Irony and Dead Horses

Feds Peep Suspicious, Underage Hotties: The FBI is has eyes everywhere. Specifically, two members of the Bureau who were secretly taping teenage girls undressing and trying on prom dresses at a mall. Big Brother is watching, licking his lips. [newser.com]

Two Buses Send Man Into Wheelchair, Then Grave: A man who had recently been hit by a bus and confined to a motorized wheelchair, was hit by a bus and killed.  Ironic, yes. But moreso, just ridiculously tragic. [philly.com]

Mystery Plague Kills 21 Horses: An unknown illness swept through a stable of polo horses, killing an unbelievable 21 of the animals, whose collective worth was valued at $2 million.  [sun-sentinel.com]

Stupid Prank Backfires Horribly, Hilariously: A man pretends to fall off a bridge, and in the process, accidentally falls of a bridge. The man is alive, possibly repeating the word "Dude," unaware of Darwin's various theories.  Sadly, there is no YouTube clip. [twincities.com]