Yesterday, it was Fox News speculating that President Obama and Hugo Chavez poked peckers back at the hotel, and now Bill Bennett is imagining Obama was giving Chavez a handy right in front of God and everyone. So, turns out conservatives are primarily against gay marriage because they like their man-on-man sex forbidden and adulterous. Preferably all wet and wind-blown in a gathering storm.
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