Yesterday, I reported that an Illinois judge has seen fit to deny the world of what was destined to be the most entertaining spectacle since a tetrapod first climbed up from the ocean depths billions of years ago and attempted to sell a Senate seat to the highest bidder. Or something. (That joke needs work.)
Well, here's a small taste of what you'll be missing, America…
I think we need to start the Buy Rod Blagojevich a Bug to Eat on Television Fund. We can ask for donations to see this dream brought to fruition. You know, for his kids.
I don't imagine we'd need to raise more than $273.19. Tops.
(via Ben Smith)
Tags: Illinois, Rod Blagojevich