Michele Bachmann Wants to Ban European Unicorn Porn

The list of Shit That's Never Going to Happen is long and mostly filled with fun stuff like hoverboards and genetically modified spinach that tastes like donuts, so it was nice to see The Daily Show add a few dumb things to the list like a one-world currency and the UN spanking-court.

The Daily Show airs Monday through Thursday at 11pm / 10c.

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