They say everything you need to know, you learn in kindergarten, and it's certainly true for me. I'm as sure of it as I am that Ronald Reagan is President and Michael Jackson is relevant and sort of normal. So if children are so smart, sure, let's have them conduct our torture trials.
Kool-Aid Sheikh Mohammed is my new band name.
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