Don't Forget Mother's Day This Weekend, Sweetheart. We're Not Nagging, We're Not Nagging, Jeesh!

Just a reminder, in case you forgot since we reminded you earlier this week: It's Mother's Day this Sunday.

And even though your mom votes as her preacher tells her to, refuses to acknowledge that your brother is gay, and still refers to the former president as "That poor, poor George Bush… what the liberal media did to him…," that doesn't mean she's undeserving of a Mother's Day card.

And, since you were probably too busy having unprotected sex and staying up till all hours doing God knows what to remember to buy her a card, we had a couple made for you…

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