Alan Keyes Arrested with Bloody Baby Doll in Stroller on Notre Dame Campus

I have no idea how I'm only just now discovering this, but Alan Keyes — the guy who's actually too insane for the Republican Party and the Constitution Party — was arrested on Notre Dame's campus Friday while pushing around a blood-splattered baby doll.

Believe me, I am not creative enough to make something like that up.

He supposedly was protesting the Catholic university's decision to ask the president to speak there and receive some kind of dumb honorary degree. And Obama hates babies or some other such infantile, mono-faceted belief…

Bummer that we all missed this the first time around. But the great news is that he's planning a repeat performance on May 17th!

Alan Keyes has announced that he will be present at the University of Notre Dame on May 17 and is planning to be arrested for protesting President Obama’s invitation to speak and receive an honorary degree at the ceremony.

Brilliant!

This whole incident is hilarious because it involves Alan Keyes, and everything involving Alan Keyes is hilarious. Because the inside of his brain is hilarious.

His first person account of his own heroism after the jump…

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