Way to go, America. I hope you're proud of yourself.
'Cause you just created a brand new, real life, not-going-away-anytime-soon star!
Miss California and Miss USA runner-up, Carrie Prejean, tossed around in the battle over gay marriage, will be a one-day guest host for Fox News Channel's popular morning show Fox & Friends, Whispers learns. She will host the 6 a.m.-to-7 a.m. slot on May 27, filling in for Gretchen Carlson — the 1989 Miss America — who will be off that day…
Suzanne Scott, Fox vice president for programming, filled me in on the details of the gig for Prejean, who was thrust into the headlines when she rejected gay marriage during the Q&A part of the pageant. "We're just using her one time," she said, "to sit with the boys and have some fun." The boys are cohosts Steve Doocy and Brian Kilmeade. "She has become a national celebrity in the last few weeks, and it's a fun thing to do," said Scott. "It's a good way to try get a little buzz and fun for the show. We'll see what happens with it," she added.
Oh my God. It's happening. It's actually really happening… We finally really did it.
You Maniacs! You blew it up! Ah, damn you!
God damn you all to hell!
Tags: California, Carrie Prejean, Fox, LGBT, Marriage Equality