Michael Steele Declares War on Obama, Accuses Him of Being Dreamy

Holy shit! Did you see Michael Steele attacking Barack Obama in his "No More Apologies/Please Take Me Seriously!" press conference earlier today?

"Folks like him. He's got an easy demeanor. He's a great orator. His campaign was based on change and hope. He's young. He's cool. He's hip. He's got a good looking family. What's not to like?"

Good thing Obama wasn't in that room at the time? Can you imagine the shoulder massage Steele would have given him? It would'a been deep muscle shiatsu, if you know what I mean. Brutally relaxing and embarrassingly reinvigorating!

Tags: Barack Obama, Economy, Michael Steele, Republicans