Rep. Joe Barton Is, Like, Super Smart at Science-Type Stuff and Junk

Remember last month with Rep. Joe Barton beat the shit out of Energy Secretary Stephen Chu using only his brains and his good 'ol Texan horse sense?

Well, he's at it again. But this time, his brains are getting all kinds of crazy all over all scientific thought regarding this whole Global Warming hoax.

Get a load of these mind bombs he's dropping…

"I would also point out that CO2, carbon dioxide, is not a pollutant in any normal definition of the term… I am creating it as I talk to you. It's in your Coca-Cola, you’re Dr. Pepper, your Perrier water.

Oh my God! Get it out! Get it out! Ah, I can feel it in my lungs and my veins! Aaaaahhhh!!!

"And something that the Democrat sponsors do not point out, a lot of the CO2 that is created in the United States is naturally created. You can't regulate God. Not even the Democratic majority in the US Congress can regulate God."

Damn! Why did that guy deny the world his amazing mental powers by not becoming a real deal scientist or some shit?

We could be eating diesel-fueled steak  and driving around in cars made out of battery acid and stuff.

Tags: Climate Change, House of Representatives, Joe Barton, Science & Technology, Steven Chu, Texas