Grill, Grill or Grill: Women Secretaries of State

Today — on this patriotic holiday — we have charged ourselves with choosing from amongst three women Secretaries of State: Hillary Clinton, Condoleezza Rice and Madeline Albright, and must choose whom we'd most like to to Grill (barbecue with), Grill (conduct a comprehensive interview with) and Grill (cover their teeth with some phat gold teeth).

Grill – Hillary Clinton

After years of being married to Bill Clinton and serving in the male-dominated U.S. Senate, it pretty much goes without saying that she knows how to deal with greasy wieners.

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Grill – Condoleezza Rice

You know she knows things. And now that she's not constantly under the icy cold glare of Dick Cheney, she's gotta be a lot more likely to talk.

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Grill – Madeline Albright

Is it not obvious?

Tags: Condoleezza Rice, Grill (x3), Hillary Clinton, Madeleine Albright