Today — on this patriotic holiday — we have charged ourselves with choosing from amongst three women Secretaries of State: Hillary Clinton, Condoleezza Rice and Madeline Albright, and must choose whom we'd most like to to Grill (barbecue with), Grill (conduct a comprehensive interview with) and Grill (cover their teeth with some phat gold teeth).
Grill – Hillary Clinton
After years of being married to Bill Clinton and serving in the male-dominated U.S. Senate, it pretty much goes without saying that she knows how to deal with greasy wieners.
Grill – Condoleezza Rice
You know she knows things. And now that she's not constantly under the icy cold glare of Dick Cheney, she's gotta be a lot more likely to talk.
Grill – Madeline Albright
Is it not obvious?
Tags: Condoleezza Rice, Grill (x3), Hillary Clinton, Madeleine Albright