Ann Coulter, Newt Gingrich and Rush Limbaugh Take Firm Stance Against Imaginary Racism

In case you haven't heard, Sonia Sotomayor is a racist. Oh, yeah, it's totally true.

Even Ann Coulter says so, and I've never known her to say anything idiotic for ridiculous hyper-partisan reasons…

Never ones to shy away from a fight — even a losing one — the Holy Trinity of the GOP – Newt Gingrich, Ann Coulter and Rush Limbaugh — have taken to calling the Supreme Court justice nominee Sonia Sotomayor a 'racist,' with Gingrich even going so far as to ask her to withdraw.

In other news, a giraffe, an ostrich and an apatosaurus have all come out strongly against the uncommonly long length of her neck and the fact that her diet consists mainly of leaves, grasses and other plant matter.

Tags: Ann Coulter, Newt Gingrich, Racism, Rush Limbaugh, Sonia Sotomayor, Supreme Court