The Young Con Anthem Is Totally Da Bombdiggity, My Crackahs!

Considering how hard these guys are working to cram every conservative talking point into one mirthless dirge of a rap song, I gotta say this actually came out pretty not so bad…

That second guy, though, I think the second guy should have been relegated to Flavor Flav status. Not kicked off the song completely, but just allowed to add an occasional "Yo, the Estate Tax is UnAmerican, boyyyeeee!!!" here and there.