There Is a Breach in the President's Facebook Account

Like about 33 percent of the people who comment on shoddily-written political humor blogs, I have pretty much no capacity for determining what is intended as satire and what is an actual earnest piece of journalism or opinion.

Therefore, I can only assume that Slate.com hacked into the president's Facebook account and published the results. And that, to me, seems like it might be some kind of treason. You should ashamed of yourself, Slate!

This was my particular favorite part…

It's funny because it's true (that sitting through Terminator: Salvation was painful to a degree that was in all likelyhood comparable to what it must feel like to have your fellow citizens get together to vote your rights away).

Tags: Arnold Schwarzenegger, Barack Obama, California, Facebook, Guantanamo Bay, House of Representatives, LGBT, Marriage Equality, Mitch McConnell, Nancy Pelosi, Senate, Slate, Terrorism, Torture