Sarah Palin Refuses to Be Out-Low-Classed by David Letterman

You know, most political scientists agree, one of the best possible ways to prove how qualified you are to lead one of the most powerful nations in the world is to engage in a prolonged smack-down battle with a past-his-prime late night TV host.

It's right up there with demolishing that fat kid who hangs out at the lake in a pie-eating contest (which, if I'm not mistaken, is the route Teddy Roosevelt chose to take)…

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That's my one-day president! I'm so, very, very proud.