• What Is Joe Biden Trying to Hide?

    biden-foreheadMeanwhile, over at the Los Angeles Times, Andrew Malcolm has decided to own a story that's being overlooked (suppressed??) elsewhere: just what the hell is Joe Biden doing, aside from skulking around Delaware, a popular undisclosed location?

    We said after taking the entire weekend off, he was spending all day Monday in "private meetings" at his Delaware home. He was. And we all know what that means.

    Of course, it means he was sitting in his basement watching porns. Well, at least Biden's good for ceremonial oath-giving, when the White House butler is otherwise occupied…

    [T]wo more swearing-ins popped up on Biden's schedule for Tuesday — one for Gary Gensler, chairman of the Commodities Futures Trading Commission, and another for Fred Hochberg, chairman of the Export-Import Bank.

    Ha, right, "export-import," sure. Wink wink. Good one, "Joe Biden."

    Also on Biden's Tuesday docket is sitting in on three presidential meetings, a couple of briefings and a lunch. But these too have been declared closed to the media. So we'll all just have to imagine the intense VP work going on.

    According to the White House, the remainder of the vice president's day will be devoted to some more of those "private meetings."

    That is just disgusting.

    Tags: Andrew Malcolm, Joe Biden, Los Angeles Times


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