• What a Long Strange Trip Gov. Mark Sanford's Been On

    Looks like South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford has decided to throw some old clothes into a bag, toss his guitar into the back of his van and head off for a rejuvenating vision quest

    The whereabouts of Gov. Mark Sanford was unknown for nearly four days, and some state leaders question who was in charge of the executive office.

    But Sanford's office told the lieutenant governor's office Monday afternoon that Sanford has been reached and he is fine, said Frank Adams, head of Lt. Gov. Andre Bauer’s office on aging.

    Neither the governor’s office nor the State Law Enforcement Division, which provides security for governors, had been able to reach Sanford after he left the mansion Thursday in a black SLED Suburban SUV, said Sen. Jake Knotts and three others familiar with the situation but declined to be identified.

    He'll be fine. Don't worry about him.

    Frankly, I'm more concerned for his staffers. When he gets back, they'll have to deal with a week or so of some "serious spiritual matters concerning the universal interconnectedness of everything," but if they just let him talk, he'll tire himself out after an hour or so.

    Tags: Mark Sanford, South Carolina


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